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Eightball

57 – Alberton (Randhart), Gauteng, South Africa

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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In His Own Words

About Him

Whoops, the powers that be seem to have taken offense at what I said - I apologise wholeheartedly.

I guess this means this is my last chance to meet some new people on this site before then.

So here goes:
Please don't respond if:
1) You have issues.
2) You are only on here to see what it's all about and are not really interested in replying.
3} YOU ARE A GUY (LOL) - REALLY.
4) You're a crazy stalker.

I'm looking for someone who has a great sense of humour, more intelligence than, say, your average root vegetable and has a positive outlook on life. If you fit the bill, then feel free to contact me and we can take it from there.

About His Ideal Match

He describes his ideal match thus???? Who says thus? Currently I am looking for friendship and am probably not yet ready for a relationship - and friends come in all sizes and shapes.

I value honesty and fairness above all - the rest is just a bonus.

What His Friends Say

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Alberton (Randhart), Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
57
Star Sign:
Aquarius
Height:
178cm (5' 10.1")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Greying
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
Mixed
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
Yes, living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Regular
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Technical Diploma
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Engineering
Income:
Solvent

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Alberton (Gauteng, South Africa)
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
35 - 45
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
166cm (5' 5.4") - 180cm (5' 10.9")
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
Asian; Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Yes, living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Enough
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Curly; Disappearing
Eyesight:
I sometimes wear glasses
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body Hair:
Smooth
Disabilities:
I have none; I have a visual impairment
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Sarcastic
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality Traits:
Cautious; Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Outgoing; Outrageous; Outspoken; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour; Patience; Sexiness
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; New Age; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Rock
Reading:
There's nothing better
Books:
Best-sellers; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Horror; Mystery
TV Habits:
I don't have a TV
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Educational; Game shows; Motoring; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; News; Reality shows; Sport
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Drama
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Cooking; Reading; Surfing the Internet
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Boxing; Cricket; Ice Hockey; Martial arts; Pool; Rugby; Snooker; Squash; Table Tennis; Volleyball; Wrestling
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Chinese; French; German; Greek; Indian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Chilled
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got sisters
Family Closeness:
We're very close
Relationship Type:
I'm in the middle of a divorce
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Fish
Turn-ons:
Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Showing affection in public; Power; Tattoo(s)
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Religious Attendance:
Never
Dream Home:
Cottage in the country
Politics:
Conservative
Feelings about using Dating SA:
Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely