In His Own Words
About Him
Hey there, intrepid explorer of the digital realm!
I'm the human equivalent of a Swiss Army knife, but with a better beard game (yes, even without a "beard oil sponsor"). By day, I'm unraveling the mysteries of the universe as a secret double agent in the thrilling world of spreadsheet sorcery. By night, you'll find me concocting experiments in the kitchen that would make even Heston Blumenthal raise an eyebrow. When I'm not busy perfecting my "world's okayest salsa dancer" title, I'm probably plotting my next escape to a faraway land where Wi-Fi is scarce and adventure is abundant.
If you're a fellow aficionado of witty banter, pun wars, and have an uncanny ability to laugh at my absurdly terrible jokes, then buckle up – this could be the start of the greatest story told over artisanal toast and subpar karaoke.
About His Ideal Match
Calling all fellow adventurers and pun enthusiasts!
I'm on the hunt for someone who can match my wit and keep up with my eclectic interests. If you've got a passion for uncovering hidden gems in the city or exploring uncharted trails in the great outdoors, we might just be a match made in GPS heaven. Your ability to appreciate both a perfectly brewed cup of coffee and a spontaneous road trip is nothing short of impressive. Bonus points if you can teach me a dance move that doesn't resemble a malfunctioning robot.
So, if you're ready to dive headfirst into a world of laughter, travel tales, and the occasional debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler: it doesn't), "swipe right" and let's embark on a journey that promises to be as unpredictable as it is ridiculously fun.
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Sandton (Lonehill), Gauteng, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
59 | |
Star Sign: |
Cancer | |
Height: |
183cm (6' 0.0") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Colour: |
Greying | |
Eye Colour: |
Green | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Bachelors degree | |
Occupation: |
Executive / Management | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in South Africa | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
37 - 60 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
153cm (5' 0.2") - 183cm (6' 0.0") | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Grey; Hazel | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
English | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Christian / Orthodox | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
No; Maybe | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker; Occasional; Trying to Quit | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker | ||
Education: |
Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Medium; It has its moods; Disappearing |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Facial Hair: |
I have cool side burns |
Body Hair: |
Average |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Dry |
Intelligence: |
Rocket Scientist |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party Behaviour: |
A wallflower |
Personality Traits: |
Easy going; Intelligent |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Contentment; Kindness; Sexiness |
Fashion Sense: |
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional) |
Favourite Clothing: |
My pyjamas |
Favourite Colour: |
Yellow |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Rock |
Reading: |
I love it |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Fiction |
TV Habits: |
I don't have a TV |
TV Shows: |
Documentaries; Sport |
Movie Frequency: |
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online. |
Movie Preferences: |
Drama; Independent |
Interests: |
Business news; Card games; Cooking; Reading; Writing books |
Sport Involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Fine Dining; German; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; South African; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at Work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Playing with my pet |
Time Online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family Closeness: |
We're dysfunctional |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm unlikely to move |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Dog(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Wealth |
Work Aspirations: |
Fire the boss |
Religious Attendance: |
Never |
Dream Home: |
Stilt house in the jungle |
Politics: |
Anarchic |
Retirement Plans: |
Backpacking around the globe |
Feelings about using Dating SA: |
Hopeful; Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Very |