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CambodiaD

59 – Sandton (Lonehill), Gauteng, South Africa

Finding love in a world full of absurdity, one quirk at a time.

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Online: 20 December 2023

Modified: 09 December 2023

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In His Own Words

About Him

Hey there, intrepid explorer of the digital realm!

I'm the human equivalent of a Swiss Army knife, but with a better beard game (yes, even without a "beard oil sponsor"). By day, I'm unraveling the mysteries of the universe as a secret double agent in the thrilling world of spreadsheet sorcery. By night, you'll find me concocting experiments in the kitchen that would make even Heston Blumenthal raise an eyebrow. When I'm not busy perfecting my "world's okayest salsa dancer" title, I'm probably plotting my next escape to a faraway land where Wi-Fi is scarce and adventure is abundant.

If you're a fellow aficionado of witty banter, pun wars, and have an uncanny ability to laugh at my absurdly terrible jokes, then buckle up – this could be the start of the greatest story told over artisanal toast and subpar karaoke.

About His Ideal Match

Calling all fellow adventurers and pun enthusiasts!

I'm on the hunt for someone who can match my wit and keep up with my eclectic interests. If you've got a passion for uncovering hidden gems in the city or exploring uncharted trails in the great outdoors, we might just be a match made in GPS heaven. Your ability to appreciate both a perfectly brewed cup of coffee and a spontaneous road trip is nothing short of impressive. Bonus points if you can teach me a dance move that doesn't resemble a malfunctioning robot.

So, if you're ready to dive headfirst into a world of laughter, travel tales, and the occasional debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler: it doesn't), "swipe right" and let's embark on a journey that promises to be as unpredictable as it is ridiculously fun.

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Sandton (Lonehill), Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
59
Star Sign:
Cancer
Height:
183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Greying
Eye Colour:
Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Executive / Management
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
37 - 60
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
153cm (5' 0.2") - 183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Grey; Hazel
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Christian / Orthodox
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
No; Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional; Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker
Education:
Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Medium; It has its moods; Disappearing
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial Hair:
I have cool side burns
Body Hair:
Average
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
A wallflower
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Intelligent
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Contentment; Kindness; Sexiness
Fashion Sense:
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional)
Favourite Clothing:
My pyjamas
Favourite Colour:
Yellow
Leisure & Entertainment
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Rock
Reading:
I love it
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Fiction
TV Habits:
I don't have a TV
TV Shows:
Documentaries; Sport
Movie Frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Movie Preferences:
Drama; Independent
Interests:
Business news; Card games; Cooking; Reading; Writing books
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Chinese; Fine Dining; German; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; South African; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Playing with my pet
Time Online:
I'm on several hours a day
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Wealth
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Fire the boss
Religious Attendance:
Never
Dream Home:
Stilt house in the jungle
Politics:
Anarchic
Retirement Plans:
Backpacking around the globe
Feelings about using Dating SA:
Hopeful; Optimistic
Honesty:
Very