In His Own Words
About Him
Firstly you will want to know me because I'm bad, thoroughly bad and extremely dangerous. Sounds good? So you're starting to think, ...dangerous, he probably rides a huge bike. Nope, I said bad, not stupid. I also said that I am dangerous, which differs quite a bit from doing stupid things that endanger me.
I'm also an intellectual of note and have done extensive research on a number of interesting and very relevant topics. I'm also a very generous and giving person and will share the results of my research with you for free, whether you want to share it or not. I am after all a bad boy.
But I am really bad and extremely dangerous because of my (top secret) profession, or is it the other way round; I'm in my profession because I've always been bad and dangerous? Whatever, all that really matters is the fact that I am an international anti green terrorist.
The loathsome phenomenon of politically correctness and the underwhelming insincerity so prevalent among the masses of nouveaux tree hugging greenies became so nauseating that I had no choice but to become bad, and to put an end to the senseless banning of perfectly good insecticides like DDT and Dieldrin etc, or at least level the killing fields again, so I decided to become the world's first anti green terrorist.
Since New Year's day 2005 I've murdered a tree every day, but without ever hurting a single tree. You see, I kill a tree everyday, by not planting a tree everyday. It has been tough, but with dedication it can be achieved, in fact, since the beginning of the year I've stepped up my campaign and everyday managed to not plant two trees. It hasn't been easy, but with enough preparation, dedication and loads of unadulterated resilience I actually achieved the near impossible.
I expect that at the end of my life, a whole rainforest would simply never even have existed. I am very sorry if the graphic violence of my presentation upset some sensitive readers, but I did warn you. I am bad. And very dangerous.
About His Ideal Match
My ideal match will also be my equal match. Obviously, you will have more skill and talent than me in some fields and I, hopefully, will be better at a few different tasks, activities etc. So although we could never expect to be equally good at everything, that is not really the point.
The equality I require is really more a question of attitude towards the roles often prescribed for a man and a woman in a relationship. This may sound like a joke, but I would probably not find a perfect (equal) match in someone who has an inactive/defunct sex initiation 'gland'....
I earlier mentioned my intellectual abilities to reason about the validity of some age old habits that are clearly leftovers from much earlier times before the advent of society accepting females as the absolute equals of their male counterparts. And although I admire people like Simone de Beauvoir and, more recently, Germaine Greer, they were clearly two cunning old foxes, as they never campaigned to have the rule of 'Women first' scrapped where it came to sinking ships at sea (I don't think that any research has shown that men find drowning any less uncomfortable than women do), burning buildings on land (again, I don't know of any men who think about burning to death as anything but; 'To be avoided at all cost.'), or the order in which individuals are set free in hostage situations.
So, until my equal dearest can provide me with some answers on these glaring inequalities that would appeal to my logic and appease my unease, my house rules will have to remain in place. On the odd numbered days of the week, I will sleep with the shotgun underneath my side of the bed, and I will get up to investigate strange noises on the ground floor below, but as my perfectly equal mate, you'll have the shotgun on your side on the 'even' days. Please note that this arrangement already holds a concession in your favour, as there are 4 'uneven' days and only three even days in any given week.
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Stellenbosch, Western Cape, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
63 | |
Star Sign: |
Leo | |
Height: |
183cm (6' 0.0") | |
Body Type: |
Stocky | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Colour: |
Dark Blonde | |
Eye Colour: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
Afrikaans | |
Other Languages: |
Dutch; English; Other | |
Religion: |
Agnostic | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Postgraduate degree | |
Occupation: |
Legal | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | ||
Location: |
Helderberg (Western Cape, South Africa) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
45 - 54 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
168cm (5' 6.1") - 179cm (5' 10.5") | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Blue; Blue-Green; Green; Grey | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home Language: |
Afrikaans; Dutch; English; Finnish; French; German; Italian | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Christian / Other; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Other | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want Children: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker | ||
Education: |
Current University / College Student; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short; Disappearing |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Rocket Scientist |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
The life of the party |
Personality Traits: |
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Outgoing; Outrageous; Outspoken; Realistic; Silly; Stable |
Valued Qualities: |
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way) |
Favourite Clothing: |
A wicked satin teddy |
Favourite Colour: |
Black |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Classical; Opera; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
I love it |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Crime; Fiction; Mystery; Non-fiction; Science / Technology |
TV Habits: |
I don't have a TV |
TV Shows: |
Documentaries; Music Channels; News; Sport; Talk shows |
Movie Frequency: |
Never |
Movie Preferences: |
Cult Classics; Documentary; Independent |
Interests: |
Knitting; Sewing; Shopping; Yoga |
Sport Involvement: |
A professional athlete |
Sports: |
Curling; Extreme sports |
Food: |
Chinese; French; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Disorganised |
Time at Work: |
What's work? |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time Online: |
I check in once a day |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I'm an only child |
Family Closeness: |
I don't have any family! |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Dog(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s) |
Turn-offs: |
Power; Sarcasm |
Religious Attendance: |
Doesn't apply |
Dream Home: |
Castle in Scotland |
Politics: |
Liberal |
Retirement Plans: |
Finally writing that novel |
Feelings about using Dating SA: |
Curious |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
